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 idx.sol // the stinkiest index on solana // 0% fee

> a tokenized index fund of the world's stinkiest solana memecoins. one click. your wallet signs. we hold nothing.

awaiting input. platform fee: 0%.

$ man stinkdex

1. connect phantom. we never see your keys. there are no keys on our server.
2. type an amount of sol. the server asks jupiter for one quote per coin,
   splitting your sol by index weight.
3. you see the preview: expected output per coin, price impact, min received
   after slippage. platform fee is 0%. you pay network + priority fees only.
4. hit sign. phantom asks you to approve ~15 swap transactions in one popup.
   each is a normal jupiter swap from your wallet to your wallet.
5. the tokens sit in your wallet. there is no vault, no share token, no
   custody. "the index" is just you holding the basket at the right weights.
6. "sell all" reads your balances of the basket coins and quotes each back
   to sol. you sign again. done. smell gone.

$ cat methodology.txt

universe     14 solana memecoins with deep jupiter liquidity
anchor       FARTCOIN fixed 20% ("founding stink", per truth terminal)
tribute      GOAT fixed 5% (truth terminal's coin)
remaining    75% weighted by market cap, single-coin cap 15% of index,
             excess redistributed pro rata until nothing breaches the cap
prices       dexscreener (deepest pair), refreshed every 10 min
history      geckoterminal daily closes, 90 days
nav          synthetic. base 1000 at the start of the 90d window, using
             TODAY's weights backfilled. this is a backtest, not a track
             record. it has survivorship bias. it smells.
rebalance    monthly, first monday 00:00 utc. weights recomputed from
             market cap. a coin is dropped if it falls under $25m mcap or
             under $250k pool liquidity; the largest eligible solana meme
             not in the basket replaces it. your wallet does not rebalance
             itself: sell all + buy again to match new weights.
stink score  0.35 * min(annualised 30d vol / 2, 100)
           + 0.45 * drawdown from 90d high (%)
           + 0.20 * min(24h volume / mcap * 500, 100)

$ faq --honest

> is this a fund?
  no. it's a website that builds swaps. you hold the coins yourself.
> is there a stinkdex token?
  no official coin yet. anyone posting a CA for us is not us.
> fees?
  0% platform fee. jupiter routes, solana network + priority fees apply.
> can i lose everything?
  yes. memecoins can and do go to zero. an index of memecoins is still
  memecoins. diversification across 14 jokes is still 14 jokes.
> is this financial advice?
  no. nothing here is financial advice. we will make heather pay, not you.
> why do i sign so many transactions?
  one swap per coin. one popup though, phantom batches them.
> what if one swap fails?
  the others still land. check the log, retry or sell all.